SpongeBob: This is perhaps the greatest day of my young life, Mr. Johnny: And now, late word is that this year, the Krusty Krab will be represented by a new competitor, on what is perhaps the greatest day of his young life. Johnny: Or when Plankton won the hearts of millions by performing this perfect onion ring routine. Krabs won gold for this five hundred pickle clean-and-jerk? Krabs of the Krusty Krab and Plankton of the Chum Bucket. But the real story is the bitter rivalry between former competitors Mr. Johnny: And heat lamps keep the fast food spirit warm. Johnny: They come from everywhere microwaves hum. I'm a realistic Fish Head, and it's a beautiful day here at Bikini Bottom's Fast Food Coliseum. Johnny: So begin the 21st Fry Cook Games. Johnny: Welcome, sports fans, to the 21st annual Bikini Bottom Fry Cook Games. SpongeBob and the characters are all owned by Viacom. The following is a fan-based non-profit parody to SpongeBob SqaurePants: The Fry Cook Games.